Saturday, May 04, 2013

9 Things I Love About Tucson and 4 Things I Hate.


9 Things I Love About Tucson:

1.  That I know everyone. And so will you, if you live here long enough.  I moved to Tucson in 2005 and the only people I knew here were family members. But over the years, through various ways, my social network has grown so much that its rare to not run into people I know at Tucson events.  In fact, my dear friend Sara (read her blog, its awesome!!!) and I sometimes take bets on which one of us will see more people that we know when we go out.  No matter who wins, its common for us to each be into double digits by the end of the night. That's awesome.

2.  BK Grill.  I know everyone loves El Guero Canelo. I do too, to a certain extent. Its the original sonoran dog, after all. The street tacos are delicious. But it lacks ambience. BK has the ambience of a true cantina in Mexico. The tvs blare pop music videos from artists from both sides of the border.  You can't help but be mesmerized. And the carne asada tacos are to die for. They are better (yes, BETTER) than Guero. The meat is cooked over mesquite, so its super flavorful. The ratio of unchewables is low. The tortillas are practically transparent. And they have a guacuamole with goat cheese and pico de gallo that is killer.  El Guero is good. BK is better.

3.  October/March evenings.  They're just so gorgeous! The days in both months border on hot (avg temps are in the high 80s and sometimes low 90s), but in the evenings, the heat melts away into the 60s and 70s. Its perfect for being outside and everyone knows it. Restaurants with patios are full, porches are occupied, folks take strolls through their neighborhoods just to enjoy the beautiful evenings.

4. My family. I know a lot of people don't get along with their families, or see hanging out with them as a chore. But their grandmas probably don't kick ass at Nintendo or watch Family Guy. Their grandpas probably aren't kick-ass native Tucsonans with enough stories about this town to make the past come back for an evening.  And their aunts, uncles and cousins probably aren't some of the funniest, feistiest folks around.  Even if they weren't all of those things (they are!) they love me and I love them. When I first moved to Tucson, my awesome fam did everything they could to welcome me. Now that I'm established, we don't see each other as much, but its always really comforting to know they're there.

5. The Summit Hut. In 2002, I bought my first pair of Chacos. I didn't really care where they came from, but that spring break, Mom decided she'd get some for me (thanks Mom!). The only place in town to carry such treasured shoes? The Summit Hut. I left happy, with a pair of Z/1s in Cardiac. Three years later, when I moved to Tucson, I saw that they were hiring. I applied, got the job, and have been working there ever since. The Hut is great for a couple of reasons. As a customer, it was awesome because the lady that helped me with my shoes really knew what she was doing. As an employee, The Hut has played a much more important role in my life. It was and continues to be the cornerstone of my social life here. I've met some of my best friends working there, friends who I'm determined will be friends long after we all quit.  In short, there's good stuff at the Summit Hut, but more importantly, good people.

6. The UofA. I left NAU in 2005, dejected at not getting into graduate school, but determined to make myself into the best damn student I could. I spent three years shoring up my language skills and in the fall of 2008, I started my MA.  There's a certain rapport you develop with people in graduate school that comes from the shared stress of exams, the dullness of yet another article to read, and the constant need to make yourself and what you're doing count. My little cohort struggled through a particularly poisonous bit of department politics and intra-departmental drama, too. But we came out on the other side as close friends and colleagues. While I know now I don't want to be a college professor, I managed to gather a tribe of amazing people around myself in the process of figuring that out. And without the UofA, I never would have.

7. Monsoons. MONSOONS! What compares to the sudden deluge of summer rain and the smells it releases on a hot August day? Nothing! The creosote! The pavement! The flooded streets and the 10 degree drop in the temperature! The rush of fear when you realize you've foolishly left your windows cracked! When I would visit my grandparents during summer break as a kid, I would watch the rain from Grandma's front window and the traffic circle in front of her house would fill with water every day at 2pm. You could practically set your watch by it.  Today, the monsoons seem more fickle and whatever the reason, are sweeter when they do come. 

8. The mountains. Mountains are everywhere here. The Catalinas loom to the north; in the evening, they turn orange and purple. In the spring sun they turn a vivid green. And in the winter, the tips are frosted with white. I love when the clouds are low enough to hide them. To the east are the Rincons, which always feel more desolate to me, even though they're in a national park. The Santa Ritas are to the south and always make me think of my sister, who loves birding there. Whenever I look at them, the mountains make me feel good.

9. Campbell Avenue. Is there a more Tucson street than Campbell??  The entrance to the UofA is on Campbell, as is the entrance to UMC. Heading north, some of the best Tucson businesses call Campbell home, including (but not limited to) Plaza Liquor, Yoshimatsu, India Oven, Beyond Bread, and Bookman's (close enough). South of UofA, on the corner of 6th and Campbell is the best gelateria outside of Italy (and better than many inside of Italy, actually), Allegro. Tucson Village Farm is on Campbell Ave, as is the UofA farm extension, where I like to look at the horses. North of River Road, Campbell becomes a Mario Kart experience, all the way up to La Encantada, where the Apple store and Anthropologie reside. Campbell Avenue is my favorite Tuscon street.


4 Things I Hate About Tucson

1. Traffic. Ugh. Tucson traffic is awful. I'm sure its not New York City awful or even close to LA awful, but its its own brand of awful. Unlike Phoenix, Tucson has eschewed major freeways, a decision I'm mostly glad of. But as I'm speeding away on Golf Links Road and have to stop at every red light, I really wish there was freeway somewhere. There are a couple (Aviation Highway, I-10), but nothing to get you across town quickly.  On top of that (and there's no nice way to say this), Tucson drivers tend to be asshole drivers.  Blinkers are completely optional, aggressive lane changes are to be expected, and taking advantage of the following left-turn arrow by turning after the light has turned yellow (and even red!) is common. I think its because everybody is pissed that it takes an hour to get across town from 3-5pm.

2. Allergies. I love the natural beauty Tucson has to offer. But twice a year, in the spring and in the late summer following monsoons, Tucson's natural beauty breaks my heart. Or, really, it breaks my head.  My eyes itch. My nose runs. I almost-sneeze at least twenty times a day and actually sneeze at least fifteen times. My head hurts, I look like a raccoon and I can't breathe. It sucks. Tucson used to be a paradise of clean air. People used to move here for relief from lung diseases like TB. Now, even the hardiest of immune systems is besieged by imported pollens and dust. Its awful.

3. The cat-eating coyote population. They're everywhere. I once saw a coyote walking down my street, just after I had let my cat out for the day. I worried all morning. It would be one thing if I lived out east in the desert or in the foothills up north. But I live smack dab in the middle of town. So do the coyotes. Every time I let my cats out, a little part of me wonders (morbidly, I admit that) if that's the last time I'll see them.  I love coyotes and I get that they were here first. But I really hope they don't eat my cats. (For those of you who think I should just keep my cats in...have you ever tried to keep a cat inside once its tasted freedom? It just ain't gonna happen.)

4. Undergrads from California. Who think Tucson consists of 4th Ave, downtown, and the UofA campus and its environs. Who are self-entitle and lazy. Who drive sports cars like the assholes mentioned above. Who tan topless on their sorority house roofs, surrounded by taller buildings. Who can't write for shit and don't care. Who major in Communications or Psychology so they don't have to take a foreign language or math. Who suck, essentially. (I know this is a stereotype. I have met these stereotypical undergrads. Maybe they're really good people....but I have my doubts.)


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